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ARRESTS
Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of 4 well known Scouse Isllamic Terrorists:
Bin Snortin, Bin Dealin and Bin Thievin.
Unfortunately there was no sign of Bin Workin.
Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of 4 well known Scouse Isllamic Terrorists:
Bin Snortin, Bin Dealin and Bin Thievin.
Unfortunately there was no sign of Bin Workin.
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TUT TUT . Tony, you are running a serious risk of attracting the attentions of the net-nanny by making these flippant jokes with religeous undertones. Keep up the good work and we will both go down laughing.
John
John
New Zealand Traffic Cop
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a NZ Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'
He replied, 'New Zealand Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car!
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a NZ Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'
He replied, 'New Zealand Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car!
TONY! racist jokes, religeous jokes , you are on dangerous ground!
John
John
Hmmm, could we be in trouble bearing in mind the word that preceeds the model names of some of our machines?
And I suppose WHITE Shadow alludes to white supremacy.! Oh dear,we are in trouble.
Grey Flash - perfectly PC
