Having just stated the language which gave us buyer beware, I was exploring the Matthewson website to observe this.
https://www.mathewsons.co.uk/shop-2/faq/ (so in case it vanishes)
I have grabbed their motto or 'mission statement'
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam suscipit tortor id scelerisque dapibus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Ut mollis urna lacinia neque ultricies, non elementum neque scelerisque. Quisque quis eleifend diam, a varius urna".
This is more Boris than Nigel Molesworth and therefore not funny:
The pain itself is a lot of pain, but the main reason is the pain. It's time to raise the temperature of this chocolate protein. {Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas}>>>. [The kids who dwell in the sickness, the sad old age, and the nets, and the hunger and the ugly want]<<< So that the soft urn is not the fringe nor the compensation Each one of the teenagers developed, from the casino.
I know they're on TV but why do they have to stoop to this....
https://www.mathewsons.co.uk/shop-2/faq/ (so in case it vanishes)
I have grabbed their motto or 'mission statement'
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam suscipit tortor id scelerisque dapibus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Ut mollis urna lacinia neque ultricies, non elementum neque scelerisque. Quisque quis eleifend diam, a varius urna".
This is more Boris than Nigel Molesworth and therefore not funny:
The pain itself is a lot of pain, but the main reason is the pain. It's time to raise the temperature of this chocolate protein. {Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas}>>>. [The kids who dwell in the sickness, the sad old age, and the nets, and the hunger and the ugly want]<<< So that the soft urn is not the fringe nor the compensation Each one of the teenagers developed, from the casino.
I know they're on TV but why do they have to stoop to this....