Kites are harmless, only eat dead stuff.Stokenchurch! the kidney grass track that made all those specialized grass trackers turn the 'wrong' way and just over the hill aways roughly towards Princess Risbourgh was where Eddie Stevens lived.
As for Red kite there are hundreds of them flying over my house and environs. keep your kittens in doors!
Worried it might have been me, If I had fell off.