So I said to my wife......

[Comet]

So I said to my wife " I got a job down at the bowling alley" she said "ten pin?" I said "no permanent"
They don't improve you know

 

[bmetcalf]

Please, Graham, do something!

 

[Comet]

He can't. I have read the rules and I am allowed to do this!!!! I can do this every day if I like:

 

[John Appleton]

He can't. I have read the rules and I am allowed to do this!!!! I can do this every day if I like:

Yeah, but when I see you at the annual dinner................

 

[ray vinmad]

Will he be the one in shorts & school cap with a brown label round his neck?

Ray vinmad

 

[John Appleton]

Will he be the one in shorts & school cap with a brown label round his neck?

Ray vinmad

No - he will be the one with his fingers tied in a reef knot to stop him typing diabolical jokes !

 

[petermb998]

Now this is a lot better then the last lot of messages. now banned

Nice to have a laugh once in a while

Keep it up.

The jokes I mean

Peter Bromberg.

 

[John Appleton]

Now this is a lot better then the last lot of messages. now banned

Nice to have a laugh once in a while

Keep it up.

The jokes I mean

Peter Bromberg.

But I am threatening him with violence !!!!!!!!?????
John

 

[Comet]

Graham, Graham, they're being horrible to me!

 

[Comet]

Right that's it. I was going to save this one for tomorrow night but you asked for it.

What goes round and round a light bulb at 200 miles per hour?





ready


i love this one




Stirling Moth

ohh my sides can't take it much more

 

[John Appleton]

Graham, Graham, they're being horrible to me!

OH SH.... Thats two more of us for the chop.

 

[david bowen]

Joke

Come on this a vincent site how many people worked at vincents ? about half off them

 

[Chrish]

Joke...

You always were prone to exaggeration David…..

 

[mercurycrest]

I was reading about Ghandi today. It seems he walked nearly everywhere he went barefooted and fasted often, which affected his health. He also drank his own urine which, as you can guess, cast a particular oder towards the crowds he spoke to. You might say he was a Suoercallousedfragilemystichexedbyhalitosis......

 

[John Appleton]

Now look at what you have started Mr comet! I hope you realise it wont only be me looking for you at the dinner after this lot!

John

 

[mrs comet]

From the Wife

The medication is now under review

 

[alan wright]

So I said to my wife........

All right then !!! What sort of Vincent would you ride along the river bed...???..............................You'll never guess....................................................................A motor pike and side carp BOOM BOOM !!! Look, you lot started it !! Au revoir Alan

 

[Graham Smith]

I was riding my Comet the other day, when a policeman pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.

Glancing at the car, the policeman was astounded to see that the person behind the wheel was knitting!

The policeman wound down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the driver yelled back, "SCARF!"

 

[Comet]

I took my dog Burt to the vets the other day. The vet said " I am going to have to put him down". "Oh no. Is it that serious" I said. "no" he replied " he's just heavy".

 

[John Appleton]

OH NOOOOoooooooooo !!!!!!!!!