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<blockquote data-quote="timetraveller" data-source="post: 13079" data-attributes="member: 456"><p>Comet-Trike 600's contribution above reminds me of the story about the atheist who was walking through the forest one day marvelling at the 100s of square miles of trees, the rivers and the distant mountains covered in snow. As he walked along on a rich carpet of pine needles he thought that he heard a noise behind him and paused, listened but could hear nothing and so continued his walk. Shortly after he again heard a noise and this time, although faint there was no doubt it was real. He increased his pace from a leisurely stroll to a fast walk and still the noise kept up with him. He walked faster and faster and eventually broke into a run. Glancing over his shoulder he saw an enormous bear galloping down the track behind him. Suddenly he stumbled and the bear took an enormous leap. Oh God! the atheist screamed and suddenly everything froze. A huge voice echoed through the woods; 'Oh so you do believe after all do you?' said the voice. ' Become a Christian and I will save you.' This put the long term atheist into a quandary and he thought fast as he couldn't face up to becoming a Christian after years of disbelief. Suddenly inspiration hit him. 'OK' he said, ' I know, make the bear a Christian.' Suddenly everything came back to life, the bear completed his leap through the air, landed on the atheist back and pinned him to the floor with one hind paw. Slowly the bear put his paws together and said 'For what I am about to receive.....'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="timetraveller, post: 13079, member: 456"] Comet-Trike 600's contribution above reminds me of the story about the atheist who was walking through the forest one day marvelling at the 100s of square miles of trees, the rivers and the distant mountains covered in snow. As he walked along on a rich carpet of pine needles he thought that he heard a noise behind him and paused, listened but could hear nothing and so continued his walk. Shortly after he again heard a noise and this time, although faint there was no doubt it was real. He increased his pace from a leisurely stroll to a fast walk and still the noise kept up with him. He walked faster and faster and eventually broke into a run. Glancing over his shoulder he saw an enormous bear galloping down the track behind him. Suddenly he stumbled and the bear took an enormous leap. Oh God! the atheist screamed and suddenly everything froze. A huge voice echoed through the woods; 'Oh so you do believe after all do you?' said the voice. ' Become a Christian and I will save you.' This put the long term atheist into a quandary and he thought fast as he couldn't face up to becoming a Christian after years of disbelief. Suddenly inspiration hit him. 'OK' he said, ' I know, make the bear a Christian.' Suddenly everything came back to life, the bear completed his leap through the air, landed on the atheist back and pinned him to the floor with one hind paw. Slowly the bear put his paws together and said 'For what I am about to receive.....' [/QUOTE]
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