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So I said to my wife......
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<blockquote data-quote="Debbie Kemp" data-source="post: 13072" data-attributes="member: 3717"><p><strong>Another bad joke <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />)</strong></p><p></p><p>Okay, I can no longer resist joining little Johnnie's gang<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" />..........</p><p></p><p>A young couple were riding their Comet down a narrow country lane when suddenly the man took a corner too quickly and ploughed into the back of a car that had pulled up in the ditch to mend a puncture.</p><p></p><p>Badly shaken, the couple took off their helmets to inspect the damage but the driver of the car was nowhere to be seen. Then 100 yards down the road, they spotted a very small man sitting cross-legged on the ground, chanting to himself.</p><p></p><p>"Excuse me", said the man, "would you happen to know where the driver of this car has gone?"</p><p></p><p>"He has gone to get help", replied the little man, "but don't go. I must thank you for setting me free. I am a genie and I was imprisoned in that car for many years but the crash has released me, so I can grant three wishes. One for each of you and the third for me."</p><p></p><p>Immediately the man said "I wish for a Black Shadow, I've always wanted a twin!"</p><p></p><p>"Then it will be yours," replied the genie.</p><p></p><p>"And I would like a house on millionaires' row," enthused the wife.</p><p></p><p>"Then, that too, will be yours." He continued, "now it is my turn. I would like to have my way with your wife. It is many years since I had a woman."</p><p></p><p>Appalled at the idea, but realising that this was the only way the man would get his Black Shadow, the man ordered his wife to get into the back seat of the car and get down to business.</p><p></p><p>Some minutes later, the genie sat back with a satisfied smile on his face and said, "By the way, how old is your husband?"</p><p></p><p>"Thirty-three," she replied, looking puzzled.</p><p></p><p>"Fancy that! Thirty-three and he still believes in genies!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Debbie Kemp, post: 13072, member: 3717"] [b]Another bad joke :o)[/b] Okay, I can no longer resist joining little Johnnie's gang:D.......... A young couple were riding their Comet down a narrow country lane when suddenly the man took a corner too quickly and ploughed into the back of a car that had pulled up in the ditch to mend a puncture. Badly shaken, the couple took off their helmets to inspect the damage but the driver of the car was nowhere to be seen. Then 100 yards down the road, they spotted a very small man sitting cross-legged on the ground, chanting to himself. "Excuse me", said the man, "would you happen to know where the driver of this car has gone?" "He has gone to get help", replied the little man, "but don't go. I must thank you for setting me free. I am a genie and I was imprisoned in that car for many years but the crash has released me, so I can grant three wishes. One for each of you and the third for me." Immediately the man said "I wish for a Black Shadow, I've always wanted a twin!" "Then it will be yours," replied the genie. "And I would like a house on millionaires' row," enthused the wife. "Then, that too, will be yours." He continued, "now it is my turn. I would like to have my way with your wife. It is many years since I had a woman." Appalled at the idea, but realising that this was the only way the man would get his Black Shadow, the man ordered his wife to get into the back seat of the car and get down to business. Some minutes later, the genie sat back with a satisfied smile on his face and said, "By the way, how old is your husband?" "Thirty-three," she replied, looking puzzled. "Fancy that! Thirty-three and he still believes in genies!" [/QUOTE]
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