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A fellow walks into a timber yard. A salesman walked up to him and asked if he wanted decking. The customer was too quick and in a flash had decked the salesperson......

Oh dear....


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What did one can of paint say to another can of paint in the decorator's yard? Darling, I believe I'm pigment. More groans.
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