Here's a chuckle.

[Tracey Tilley]

[h=6]I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid.......

then I was petrified.
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I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.


[h=6]The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Blow me, talk about Dyson with death.[/h]

 

[timetraveller]

Then there was the male ghost who stood at the foot of the bed of a young lady and said "mind you, the spirits willing"