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<blockquote data-quote="tonythecat" data-source="post: 14705" data-attributes="member: 110"><p>The Pope and Tiger woods die on the same day and because of an</p><p> administrative</p><p></p><p> mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven.</p><p></p><p> The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and</p><p> after checking the paperwork admits</p><p></p><p> that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 </p><p> hours</p><p> before it</p><p> can be rectified".</p><p> Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.</p><p> On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they</p><p> stop to have a</p><p> chat.</p><p> "Sorry about the mix up", apologises the Pope</p><p> "No problem" replied Tiger Woods,</p><p> Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"</p><p> Tiger: "Why is that?"</p><p> Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"</p><p> Tiger: "You're a day late."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tonythecat, post: 14705, member: 110"] The Pope and Tiger woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified". Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell. On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologises the Pope "No problem" replied Tiger Woods, Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven" Tiger: "Why is that?" Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary" Tiger: "You're a day late." [/QUOTE]
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