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<blockquote data-quote="timetraveller" data-source="post: 20502" data-attributes="member: 456"><p>If you want rude, we can do rude!!</p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">A German guy approaches a lady of the night.</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'I vish to buy sex vit shoo.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'OK’, says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'... ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'No problem’, she replies cautiously. 'I can do a little kinky.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">She also finds this odd, but decides it's harmless (and, after all, the guy is paying).</span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000">She finds the sex fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. </span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000">'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000">'Ah,’ says the German ... 'zat is ze ...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 15px">wait for it ............</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 22px">Four-sprung Duck technique</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="timetraveller, post: 20502, member: 456"] If you want rude, we can do rude!! [COLOR=#ff0000]A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex vit shoo.' 'OK’, says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.' '... ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?' 'No problem’, she replies cautiously. 'I can do a little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.' The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.' She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.' She also finds this odd, but decides it's harmless (and, after all, the guy is paying). She finds the sex fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. [/COLOR] [SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff0000]Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say: 'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?' 'Ah,’ says the German ... 'zat is ze ... [/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=4]wait for it ............ [/SIZE] [SIZE=6]Four-sprung Duck technique [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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