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<blockquote data-quote="bmetcalf" data-source="post: 20193" data-attributes="member: 792"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Hey, bitch, "says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Goddammit, you lazy whore, where's my whiskey? Hurry it up! " Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Hey, slut, " says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now! " </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight attendants. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20, 000 feet. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls." </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bmetcalf, post: 20193, member: 792"] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Hey, bitch, "says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!" [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again: [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Goddammit, you lazy whore, where's my whiskey? Hurry it up! " Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Hey, slut, " says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now! " [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight attendants. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20, 000 feet. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls." [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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