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<blockquote data-quote="timetraveller" data-source="post: 23211" data-attributes="member: 456"><p><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Newsflash , Newsflash</span></u></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Local vicar hit by flying object.</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Late yesterday evening the Rev. Percy Poncealot was out taking his regular post prandial stroll round the local playing field where, as he states it, he likes to keep his eye on the local youth when he was suddenly struck in the ear by a strange object. The vicar stated that he first heard a strange rattling noise followed by a loud bang and then the sound of air whistling past a high speed projectile. He was suddenly, and violently, struck beneath his right ear by a hot but unidentifiable object. The vicar fell to the ground, where he was soon found, making lots of noise, claiming that his laundry bill was going to be seriously affected and that he had been assaulted by some form of possibly extra-terrestrial squid. The local police and ambulance services were called and the vicar cleaned up. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The object, which has a flexible outer membrane, contained some form of black hydrocarbon and smelt vaguely of high temperature combustion. Because of the possible extra-terrestrial nature of the object experts from the local university have been called in and the object has been placed into a hermetically sealed radioactive proof container and taken to the testing laboratories. A spokesperson for the university has issued a news bulleting stating that it is a great honour to be asked to carry out tests on what is possibly the first extra-terrestrial life form to be found on Earth and further bulletins will be issued as the results of various tests become available.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This news service will keep the world up to date as the information becomes available.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="timetraveller, post: 23211, member: 456"] [U][FONT=Times New Roman]Newsflash , Newsflash[/FONT][/U] [B][FONT=Times New Roman]Local vicar hit by flying object.[/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman]Late yesterday evening the Rev. Percy Poncealot was out taking his regular post prandial stroll round the local playing field where, as he states it, he likes to keep his eye on the local youth when he was suddenly struck in the ear by a strange object. The vicar stated that he first heard a strange rattling noise followed by a loud bang and then the sound of air whistling past a high speed projectile. He was suddenly, and violently, struck beneath his right ear by a hot but unidentifiable object. The vicar fell to the ground, where he was soon found, making lots of noise, claiming that his laundry bill was going to be seriously affected and that he had been assaulted by some form of possibly extra-terrestrial squid. The local police and ambulance services were called and the vicar cleaned up. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The object, which has a flexible outer membrane, contained some form of black hydrocarbon and smelt vaguely of high temperature combustion. Because of the possible extra-terrestrial nature of the object experts from the local university have been called in and the object has been placed into a hermetically sealed radioactive proof container and taken to the testing laboratories. A spokesperson for the university has issued a news bulleting stating that it is a great honour to be asked to carry out tests on what is possibly the first extra-terrestrial life form to be found on Earth and further bulletins will be issued as the results of various tests become available.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]This news service will keep the world up to date as the information becomes available.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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