There was a time when I could get my Vincent on to its rear stand. I must have lost the knack, because I can't now. Maybe I lost the knack through lack of practice, because one day I realised that I was not having a dizzy spell, the bike, on its rear stand about 10 feet away, was moving. The rear stand had somehow mastered origami. Down it went. Now I have a Dave Hills stand, and that, and the Neal Videan sidestand, have given more value for money than almost anything else I've upgraded. I can now stop a fully laden (panniers and tank bag) twin, kick down a stand that will hold it up, get off it without needing someone to lift it off me, and put it on the centre stand.
Have you taken a biopsy sample from your right shin with the exhaust tail pipe yet, because to get enough purchase to heave it on to the stand you got your feet a little too close? A pleasure yet to come, then...