Paddy is greeted at his front door by two policemen carrying a photo of his wife, The first constable shows Paddy the photo and asks "is this your wife" Paddy replies "yes it is" the constable says to Paddy "I am sorry to inform you that it looks as though she has been hit by a bus".................................Paddy replies.................................wait for it ............................................................................... Paddy replies........................ "Aye I know, but she has a great personality and the kids love her"