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<blockquote data-quote="grahamsharrock" data-source="post: 34358" data-attributes="member: 1374"><p>A little bit about Lucas (Loose Unsoldered Connections And Splices)</p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"><strong><u>ELECTRICAL THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS </u></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral manifestation known as “smoke”.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work. We know this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of an electrical circuit, it stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through empirical testing.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">For example, if one places a copper bar across the terminals of a battery, prodigious quantities of smoke are liberated and the battery shortly ceases to function. In addition, if one observes smoke escaping from an electrical component such as a Lucas voltage regulator, it will also be observed that the component no longer functions. The logic is elementary and inescapable!</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">The function of the wiring harness is to conduct the smoke from one device to another. When the wiring springs a leak and lets all the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterward.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Starter motors were considered unsuitable for British motorcycles for some time largely because they consumed large quantities of smoke, requiring very unsightly large wires.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">It has been reported that Lucas electrical components are possibly more prone to electrical leakage than their Bosch, Japanese or American counterparts. Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British, and all things British leak. British engines leak oil, British shock absorbers, hydraulic forks and disk brake systems leak fluid, British tires leak air and British Intelligence leaks national defense secrets.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Therefore, it follows that British electrical systems must leak smoke. Once again, the logic is clear and inescapable.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">In conclusion, the basic concept of transmission of electrical energy in the form of smoke provides a logical explanation of the mysteries of electrical components especially British units manufactured by Joseph Lucas, Ltd.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">And remember: “A gentleman does not motor about after dark.”</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Joseph Lucas “The Prince of Darkness”</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">1842-1903</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">A few Lucas quips:</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">The Lucas motto: “Get home before dark.”</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">If Lucas made guns, wars would not start</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Back in the ‘70s, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.</span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators.</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">This has been referred to as the smoke theory when the smoke comes out its finished, cooked or done for.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">cheers </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Graham</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grahamsharrock, post: 34358, member: 1374"] A little bit about Lucas (Loose Unsoldered Connections And Splices) [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][FONT=calibri][B][U]ELECTRICAL THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS [/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of negative ions by retention of the visible spectral manifestation known as “smoke”.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work. We know this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of an electrical circuit, it stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through empirical testing.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]For example, if one places a copper bar across the terminals of a battery, prodigious quantities of smoke are liberated and the battery shortly ceases to function. In addition, if one observes smoke escaping from an electrical component such as a Lucas voltage regulator, it will also be observed that the component no longer functions. The logic is elementary and inescapable![/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]The function of the wiring harness is to conduct the smoke from one device to another. When the wiring springs a leak and lets all the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterward.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Starter motors were considered unsuitable for British motorcycles for some time largely because they consumed large quantities of smoke, requiring very unsightly large wires.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]It has been reported that Lucas electrical components are possibly more prone to electrical leakage than their Bosch, Japanese or American counterparts. Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British, and all things British leak. British engines leak oil, British shock absorbers, hydraulic forks and disk brake systems leak fluid, British tires leak air and British Intelligence leaks national defense secrets.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Therefore, it follows that British electrical systems must leak smoke. Once again, the logic is clear and inescapable.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]In conclusion, the basic concept of transmission of electrical energy in the form of smoke provides a logical explanation of the mysteries of electrical components especially British units manufactured by Joseph Lucas, Ltd.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]And remember: “A gentleman does not motor about after dark.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Joseph Lucas “The Prince of Darkness”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]1842-1903[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]A few Lucas quips:[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]The Lucas motto: “Get home before dark.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]If Lucas made guns, wars would not start[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Back in the ‘70s, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri]This has been referred to as the smoke theory when the smoke comes out its finished, cooked or done for. cheers Graham[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B]:o[B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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