I've never been able to afford a wife of my own and have always had to put up with those belonging to other people so am not an expert; but I would tell her what a clever investor you have been and how the money you have spent has doubled/trebled etc itself due your financial acumen. Point out that when you have gone she will be able to get ten times what you have spent and stand by for regular early morning b.j.s
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