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Tracey Tilley

Tracey Tilley

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Two Bob

roy the mechanic said:
most dissapointed to her the great tommy cooper was, in fact a "two bob taffy"
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Hello Roy,
I was only 13 years old when we went decimal.
So could you please explain the meaning of a "two bob taffy" for me.:confused:

Are these people also "two bob taffies":rolleyes:
Sir Anthony Hopkins, Sir Tom Jones, Sir Stanley Baker, Richard Burton CBE,
Ian Lougher; 8 times TT winner, Malcolm Uphill; average 100mph record on the IOM, Thomas Edward Lawrence; (of Arabia),
Dylan Thomas, Griff Rhys-Jones, Roald Dahl, Laura Ashley,
Philip Vaughan, designed and patented the ball bearing in 1794,
Howard Stringer, current Chairman, President and CEO of the Sony Corporation,
Henry Morton Stanley, he who said" Dr.Livingstone I presume"
Bertrand Russell, Nobel Prize Winner,
Michael Moritz, Director and Investor for Google, Kayak etc.

I can think of many more if you like.


Thanks very much in advance,

Tracey.
I'm Welsh too.:)



 
bmetcalf

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Semi-hijack alert:

In the early '90's, there was a Laura Ashley advert in Chicago that had a model in a billowing dress astride a Shadow with no 5" clock. You could also see the gear indicator was in 4th.
 
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touringvin said:
Hello Roy,
I was only 13 years old when we went decimal.
So could you please explain the meaning of a "two bob taffy" for me.:confused:

Are these people also "two bob taffies":rolleyes:
Sir Anthony Hopkins, etc.

I can think of many more if you like.
Thanks very much in advance,
Tracey.
I'm Welsh to
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Ruth Ellis (last woman hanged in Britain, murderess)
Henry Morgan (pirate)
Peter Moore (serial killer)

You would think that "the man from Basildon" would have more sense than to upset the Welsh!!!!
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timetraveller

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If you want rude, we can do rude!!
A German guy approaches a lady of the night.

'I vish to buy sex vit shoo.'

'OK’, says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.'

'... ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?'

'No problem’, she replies cautiously. 'I can do a little kinky.'

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'

The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.

'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'

She also finds this odd, but decides it's harmless (and, after all, the guy is paying).

She finds the sex fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say:

'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'

'Ah,’ says the German ... 'zat is ze ...










wait for it ............










Four-sprung Duck technique
 
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