First start for the Comet.

[A-BCD]

'From a resident of the home for the afflicted'
Matron has just seen your post about your problems being over!
As a poor deluded soul from the antipodes she will arrange a special room rate for as long as you own your Vincent.
Please come and join us as the only conversation here is in part numbers....AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Sorry Matron did'nt mean to shout.

Imagine the conversations in this nursing home - some inmates are known by numbers alone....

Nurse: “P, R4. P T 4 for me !!”

WI tea trolley lady: “T 28 ?”

Orderly “G, 28 ! A 54 AS !! Time for PT 4 everyone.”

Recreation manager: “Draw a K9 or ET 100 times, use this HB 1. D1, you can use a HB 1 / 2. If you make a mistake, use a PR 11 rubber.

WI lady: “How old are those two over there ?:
Nurse; “E 80, and E90 !!”

“G, 90 !!”