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Dumb Joke


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Mmm, Swiss German I think - Züritüütsch - the dialect spoken around Zurich.
This was produced by the Bern Police for Christmas this year. Despite rumors to the contrary, the Swiss do have a sense of humor. :)
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Bill Cannon

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I can attribute my current marital situation partly to Tequila.

My ex wife and I went to a, once popular, Slammer Party. I was designated driver.

Later in the evening the hostess, my current wife, pinned me to the wall in the hall while my ex-wife disappeared upstairs with her brother! Being sober, of course I remained the perfect gentleman

Happy days!.

peter holmes

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Have you always managed to remain single Norman?
PS any news on the new improved brake shoes, it seems all quiet on the western front.


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Yes, always been single. No one would put up with me! Just had to make do with sinking myself as deeply as possible into the flesh of as many ladies as possible. Terrible really, but someone has to do it.:D
The brake shoes are away being lined but I don't know how long that will take with the present situation.


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I certainly copied it while I could and have emailed it around. It certainly seemed innocuous and quite apt after some of his pronouncements he does seem to be a marmite figure, but I would remind everyone he does have the nuclear football so lets hope the checks and balances work....

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