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<blockquote data-quote="John Cone" data-source="post: 13984" data-attributes="member: 280"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I recieved this one the other day and it had me in stitches. One word change to keep it semi clean. Use the imagination boys.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">shoes (he is 84).</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">We decided to grab a bite at the food court.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">orange, and blue.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">My dad kept staring at him.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teenager would look away, look back and he would still be</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">staring.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When the teenager had enough of the 'scrutiny', he sarcastically</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">asked:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">life?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">choke on his response;</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">(knowing he would have a good one).</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Got stoned once and s_____d a peacock. Just wondering if you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">were my son?" </span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John Cone, post: 13984, member: 280"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]I recieved this one the other day and it had me in stitches. One word change to keep it semi clean. Use the imagination boys.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look away, look back and he would still be staring. When the teenager had enough of the 'scrutiny', he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; (knowing he would have a good one). And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: "Got stoned once and s_____d a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son?" [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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