I recieved this one the other day and it had me in stitches. One word change to keep it semi clean. Use the imagination boys.
Took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new
shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look away, look back and he would still be
staring.
When the teenager had enough of the 'scrutiny', he sarcastically
asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your
life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response;
(knowing he would have a good one).
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"Got stoned once and s_____d a peacock. Just wondering if you
were my son?"