As this is the season to be
'jolly', would not the five line stanza of a Limeric or two be out of order?
A long time favourite is:-
On the breasts of a barmaid from Sale,
was written the price of the ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
the same thing was written in braile.
Although, having looked at what I have just typed,
I feel that in these politically correct times, this may, be considered unacceptable, so please ignore, after reading if you wish and accept my apology.
go carefully mr.hutch