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Japanese Sex

A Japanese couple is arguing about how they will have sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don't know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you. You're in need of serious help!