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Japanese Sex

A Japanese couple is arguing about how they will have sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don't know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you. You're in need of serious help!

peter holmes

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That is such a good two word answer, a good friend of mine walked out of his ex marital home with the clothes he was wearing and his vinyl record collection in a plastic bag, if you remember what they were, it was the seventies, I think his wife was reluctant to let him have them, but he stood his ground!

peter holmes

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Said mr 25%
(3 times a devorce)
This might sound a bit Churchillian, but if I was married to you Vincent I would divorce you tomorrow if not sooner, by the way my wife Sue's achilles has snapped in half again, now needs surgery and a long recovery period, I wish you had taken dancing lessons!

Marcus Bowden

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That is such bad new Peter you've enough on your plate and the NZ trip is going to be curtailed ? Thinking of you poor girl.

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