Coronavirus Disease (COVID-19)

[ClassicBiker]

I apologize for the laughing minion. I found Martyn's post funny in a gallows' humor sort of way. Evidently due to the current world situation, individuals with substance abuse problems who find themselves unable to attend their AA or Narc Anon, meetings are returning to their old habits as a means to pass the time. Along the same line spouse/partner abuse is on the rise as is child abuse.
In retrospect it isn't a humorous post.
Again I apologize to those I may have offended.
Steven

 

[mercurycrest]

Oops!

 

[Martyn Goodwin]

Australian customs (Border Force) has just announced they have seized 11,300 rolls of toilet paper hidden in bales of Hash imported from Columbia.

What the crap?????

 

[Martyn Goodwin]

 

[mercurycrest]

 

[Vincent Brake]

Whats a Turd?

 

[vibrac]

There are plenty around...
I suggest this book is a good adjunct to this forum (its also a good read)

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[timetraveller]

I believe the Dutch word is 'drol'.

 

[Little Honda]

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Sa(y)turd(!)Ay(!)

 

[Little Honda]

Did a Corona Testride, yesterday. Sunshine, empty roads, nice running engine, many non-misses on my visor,
1 empty fuel tank. Killed all flies, no viruses found.