Reminds me of the tale about the Melbourne Cricket Club member who had a small (ahem) member. It was the first day of a Cricket Test against the West Indies. He was in the pissoir during the luncheon interval when two huge W.I. fast bowlers came into the urinal and stood beside him. He shyly looked across at their large pendulous organs and sheepishly said; "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how do you get such large willies?" The chap next to him winked at his partner and replied. "Well, man, ev'ry night we ties a brick on it an' hangs it over de edge o' de bed." On the fifth day of the Test he meets the two fast bowlers again. The one says, "Well, howzit goin' man?" he replies, "I think it's working, it's turning black already."
