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a bloke walks into a bar.........

Comet

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a fella walks into a bar and asks the barmen "do you have any helicopter crisps?" the barmen replies "no, sorry mate I've only got plain"
:D:D:D:D
 

rapcom

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Or the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic who laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog ?
 

Comet Rider

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Sounds similar to the college student who saw the sign advertising a lecture on Schitzophrenia and thought "I've got half a mind to go":D
 

Alan J

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Dear oh dear!! {Vincent rides in 09-not very many{shame!} rides on Morinis, A.J.S. and 1928 B.S.A.-a lot!! {the beeza is my latest "toy"-the pleasure of lever throttle and hand gear change is not to be missed!!}:):)
 

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